A frozen chocolate-and-coconut rum drink from the Gulf coast, closer to a milkshake than a cocktail and unapologetic about it.
Named from the ingredients as written, including those carried in from sub-recipes. This is not a guarantee — check the labels on what you actually buy, and note that a product’s recipe can change.
Put the white rum, coffee liqueur, crème de cacao, cream of coconut and milk into a blender.
Add the ice.
Blend on high for 30-40 seconds, until completely smooth with no chips left.
Check the thickness: a straw pushed into the middle should stand up on its own. If it falls, add a handful of ice and blend again.
Pour into two tall glasses.
Float the dark rum over the top of each.
Grate nutmeg across the surface and serve at once, before it starts to slump.
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Thick, sweet and dessert-like, closer to a spiked chocolate-coconut milkshake than a traditional cocktail, with coffee liqueur giving a bitter edge that keeps the sweetness from becoming flat, and the floated dark rum adding a stronger, more direct hit of alcohol on the first sip from the top.
Sweet coconut and chocolate first, with a roasted coffee note underneath and a stronger, warmer rum smell from the float on top.
Thick enough to hold a straw upright, smooth and creamy throughout with no ice chips remaining.
The loud whir of a blender crushing ice for 30-40 seconds, followed by near silence once poured.
The stronger, more direct rum float registers first at the top of the drink, sweet coconut and chocolate follow as the straw reaches further down, and coffee liqueur's bitterness is what balances the sweetness across the whole glass rather than arriving at any one distinct point.
Served very cold, straight from the blender, and best drunk quickly before it begins to soften and separate.
No particular food tradition attaches to it — it is treated as a dessert-like drink on its own, typically at a beach bar.
Very easy — a blender does almost all of the work.
Low to moderate — two rums, a coffee liqueur, crème de cacao and cream of coconut.
A blender capable of crushing ice smoothly.
Hot-weather, daytime beach or poolside drinking.
None; every ingredient is shelf-stable and available year round.
The finished drink should be uniformly smooth and pale, with no visible ice chips, and thick enough to hold its shape rather than pour like a thin liquid.
Should be thick enough that a straw stands upright unsupported in the middle of the glass — the standard test for whether enough ice has gone in.
No particular hazard beyond standard care with alcohol service and dairy handling.
Drink separates quickly: not enough ice was used, or it sat too long before being served. Too thin: blend again with an extra handful of ice until a straw stands upright unsupported. Too sweet with no balance: check the coffee liqueur measure, which is there specifically to cut the sweetness.
Not a make-ahead drink; the base ingredients can be measured and chilled in advance, but blending and serving must happen together.
Does not keep once blended; it separates and turns to a thin, warm liquid within a relatively short time on a hot day, which is its most common failure.
Not applicable.
Not suitable in its finished, blended form, though the base ingredients can be pre-measured and kept cold ahead of blending.
None worth keeping — it does not hold its texture once it starts to melt.
Scales up well in a large-capacity blender for a party, though it is best blended and served in smaller batches to avoid it sitting and separating before everyone is served.
Cream of coconut is a heavily sweetened, thick product and is not interchangeable with coconut milk or coconut cream, which are unsweetened and considerably thinner — swapping either in changes both the sweetness and the texture of the finished drink. Single cream or whole milk both work in the base; a plant-based milk can be used for a dairy-free version, though the drink is noticeably lighter.
Contains milk. Vegan and dairy-free versions are possible using a plant-based milk in place of dairy, since cream of coconut itself contains no dairy.
Genuine cream of coconut, sold in tins for cocktail use, rather than coconut milk or coconut cream sold for cooking.
Standard supermarket rums and liqueurs keep this an affordable party drink to batch for a group.
A calorific drink given the cream of coconut and dairy, alongside a meaningful amount of alcohol from the three spirits.
An unpretentious, genuinely fun drink that knows exactly what it is and does not try to be a more serious cocktail than it needs to be.
Disputed between Pensacola Beach, Florida, and the U.S. Virgin Islands.
Bushwacker.
BUSH-wack-er.
No documented explanation for the name is established; it is generally treated as an informal, invented bar name rather than one with a traceable meaning.
The Sandshaker Lounge in Pensacola Beach, Florida, dates its own claim to the drink from 1975, while a separate and equally common account credits an earlier version to bars in the U.S. Virgin Islands. Neither claim is independently documented well enough to settle the question, and both places genuinely treat the drink as their own.
Closely associated with a specific, informal beach-bar culture on the Florida panhandle and in the Virgin Islands, served in large plastic cups rather than presented as a formal cocktail.
Daytime beach-bar drinking, particularly in hot weather given its frozen, milkshake-like form.
Blended thoroughly with plenty of ice until thick enough to hold a straw upright, then finished with a float of dark rum rather than blending all the rum together.
Bar-to-bar versions vary in the ratio of rums to coffee liqueur and crème de cacao, and in whether cream or milk is used, though the thick, blended, floated-rum presentation is consistent wherever it is served.
Versions in the Virgin Islands and in the Florida panhandle both claim authenticity, with only minor differences in the proportions used.
Claimed by both the Sandshaker Lounge in Pensacola Beach and by bars in the U.S. Virgin Islands, with neither claim independently settled.